A little background.
As you know, it is customary to post banns for all weddings. Here, for
your convenience, we have included an application, as pictured above, which is
pre-authorized, assuming you have done your pets' due diligence on blood
tests, etc. You can then post the notice in a conspicuous place at
home for all and sundry to see, protecting the sanctity of your pets'
Print on good paper (we suggest parchment)
at high resolution. Using non-toxic liquid, such as gravy, dip your bride
and groom's paws and help them leave their mark at the appropriate space.
Please wish the bride and groom all the
good fortune in the world in their coming
NIPtuals from us at FUPPPS.