WHERE
TO GO FOR THE SAME SEX NIPtuals
HONEYMOON?
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FUPPPS April
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Flounder Town, Fuppsylvania,
April 24, 2004: Townsfolk really love to chew on the topic of
where to go for the honeymoon, we discovered at The Snug Pub
yesterday afternoon.
Seems the winner,
paws down, is Kauai, the garden isle of Hawaii. "It's lush and
beautiful, guv," our chief informant Elliot Gooding told us over a
glass of stout. "Open lands and trees just ripe for marking.
Hardly any dogs there. A right haven for us, no matter what
breed."
"Gooding's spot on,
guv," Sandra Whimslett, the waitress who'd been one of our first
contacts, agreed. "And besides that, they are wonderful to all
who want to get married, whether it's boy and boy, boy and girl, or
girl and girl. Makes no never mind to them. They celebrate with the
same fab foods -- poi, and roast suckling pig, with those wonderful
bones as take-home presents for all tbe NIPtual guests.
"You can't find a
better, more romantic place to have your muttimonial," Ms. Whimslett
added, rather misty-eyed, we thought.
We wondered whether
any other spots received as much acclaim. "Next in line for
fun," Gooding replied to our surprise, is Finland. "But only
in the winter, and only for the long-haired among us," he clarified.
"Why is that?"
we asked.
"Because they build
this ice dog house every year. Everything is made of ice, the
house itself, the chairs, the beds, the bar. It's crystal
clear, and weirdly other-worldly. Of course it's cold, so
that's why it's usually the likes of St. Bernards that go. But when
they get back, there are definitely stars in their eyes."
What are some of your
favorite post-NIPtual retreats? Let us know in the space
below. We'd love to pass on the word as a service to our
visitors!
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