Welcome to the FUPPPS Editorial Archives, where our databank lets you review all the opinions fit to bark on the critical issue of same sex NIPtuals for the furry, feathered and slithery among us! 


FUPPPS Almost Daily Editorial Page
FUPPPS Archives
Complete list of FUPPPS Editorials
Letters to the Editor




FUPPPSYLVANIA, October 19, 2004:  Reacting to an article reported in The New York Times today, Maxwell Fife, a Boxer, barked out, "Heaven forfend!"


The article that got Fife's ruff up reported on the fact that the Anglican Communion, an international body representing the second largest church group in the world, with 77 million members in 164 countries, has issued a rebuke to the Episcopal Church USA for supporting an openly gay priest and same sex unions in New Hampshire.  "What is wrong with the Church, anyhow?"  the indignant Fife sputtered.  "Who are they to deny same sex pleasures and rights to any and all?"


"Y'er right, mate," Fife's chums around the bar at the Snug Pub agreed. "Since when is it OK for the head of a church to cut off what the good Lord knows is just human and canine nature?  Not since 'Enery burned down the Abbey have the blokes in charge got it so wrong. Though of course in that case it was the King and not the Church wot got it bolixed."


Much foaming at the mouth ensued around the bar as the regulars fussed and fumed over the news and their pints.  "Maybe we should get a pack together and storm the 'eadquarters in London,"  Reggie Muttonian suggested to Fife. 


With the tolerant folk of FUPPPSYLVANIA behind it, such a movement could take root.  Stay tuned.  We'll keep you informed.  For now, send your letter of support for same sex NIPtuals to us today! 


Lord bless!



FUPPPS Editorial Board


Sign our
FUPPPS Pet-ition
Post your own FUPPPS Chat

 Read your own and others' chats in our  Chat Room

FUPPPS Endorsements
Muttrimonial Snaps

 To send a letter to the Editor, visit our Letters to the Editor page, and scroll to the bottom for the form.

Letters to the Editor


NEW!  FUPPPS Stuff! Let everyone know you care!
Remember, you can also post a chat for our chat room! 

Mark Your Territory on our Trees!

FUPPPS Chats - What Others are Barking

Download Your Free NIPtuals Application

Read FUPPPS Editrorials

What is FUPPPS?           Sign FUPPPS Pet-ition!


About FUPPPS  l  FUPPPS Chat  l   Letters to the Editor   l   FUPPPS Pet-ition   l   FUPPPS Store  l  Free NIPtuals Application   l  Contact Us

Visit FUPPPS' pals at InasPawprints.com -- books and goodies for animal lovers of all ages

   FUPPPS is a trademark of Ina Hillebrandt..FUPPPS logo by Carolyn Allen, SunshineByDesign.com.
Animated graphics from AnimationFactory.com. May not be used without consent from AnimationFactory.com.
FUPPPS website 2004 Ina Hillebrandt. All rights reserved. Updated on whim. Latest update May 2016.