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     TEN COUPLES SET TO SUE GOVERNOR ROMNEY FOR DISCRIMINATION

 

 

 

Boston, MA, June 18, 2004:  "It is the height of irony," Marsha Ponyup said to our reporter today, "that after I was away with the Mounted Troops in Iraq, and my little filly Hortense was home minding the foals, that now, even though we were officially wed in his state, Governor Romney wants to nullify our NIPtuals.  How can he deny us the rights of protection for each other that muttrimony provide, in case something happens to one of us, after we gave so much to protect our homeland?"

 

The same question is being echoed by nine other diverse couples -- a pair each of poodles, frogs, ducks, Persian cats, otters, turtles, cows, pigs and billy goats.  All live in states other than Massachusetts, but flocked here to be able to wed the mate of their choice when the state made same sex ceremonies legal.  Now that the governor has said such marriages are null and void, using an arcane law citing out of state residents cannot legally wed in Massachusetts after all, the couples are leading a fight to overturn the ruling.

 

Harold Thornview, who heads the firm Gay Lambs Are Legal, in Los Angeles (see our May 11 editorial, "OK, Now We Know Where It's Coming From"), has signed on as head counsel for the plaintiffs.  "We are here to buck up the rights of our gay citizens to be taken care of. Marriage should offer the same benefits to them as it does to straight couples, and the governor should not kick out those rights just because our clients live out of state. There is no justification for the governor to renege on the original offer his state made to same sex couples!  We will argue that the old law, written in the early 20th century, is completely outdated by modern life, and that a promise made by the state cannot be rescinded."

 

Among the couples named in the lawsuit are Harry and Tommy Turtle, who live in Rhode Island, very close to the state line.  "We have lived just a stone's throw away from Massachusetts all our lives," Tommy told us. "We met at a pond just over the border sixty years ago, and frequently go back to soak up the memories, and flies, to remind us of our youth.  It's a place quite dear to our hearts.  The governor is breaking these hearts, and we really hope to de-feet him!"

 

It is hard to tell how the case will be decided, but it is important indeed to keep rooting for these plaintiffs. 

 

You can send a letter offering them your moral support using the form below.  We'll be sure to forward all messages to our anguished furry and hard-shelled friends.  Please join us in wishing them well.

  

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